President Noynoy Aquino is just waiting for an advice from his publicity managers whether to divulge the real condition of his heart or not. He is the most popular bachelor in the country. Every day, his name is in the front page of all tabloids and spreadsheets.

His love for Shalani Soledad was a   broken one. Soledad became a national headline not because she is a good councilor but because she is the dating partner of the smoker president of the country. Then the two broke up. Soledad used the publicity to become the country’s worst female host of all time.


Soledad has now the fame and the job in TV5;she can now marry her true love. PNoy is left alone. Days after, he captivated the heart of another Shalani Soledad who thinks she is the soul-mate of the smoking president. Her name is Grace Lee,a Korean chick. She has been an ordinary celebrity before she said “yes” to the dating arrangements with the smoking president. Now, they want to call it quits because both are not happy with how people think when they go shopping or practice Noynoying. 

But PNoy needs to consult his publicity team. He has two questions in mind:

a.    Should I court Kathryn Bernardo next? Or Anne Curtis? 

Of course, he should court a beautiful ABS-CBN talent who should be at least 35 years younger than he is today. 

b.    Should I admit to the viewing and voting public that I am a Piolo Pascual? 

Of course, this can melt down everything but this is the only key for his heart to settle. And for him to be able to explain to the girl that he loved about the real status of his female heart.