1.    The end of the world is coming. However, Japan will shoot it before it lands on the earth. 

2.    Former Chief Justice Renato Corona can now rest. He now has more time to bond with the Basa family. Soon, their story will appear on Maalaala Mo Kaya. 

3.    United States President Barack Obama was born either in Kenya or in Honolulu, Hawaii. It is safer to say he was born not Filipino. It is also safer to say he is Black, not tanned. 

4.    President Noynoy Aquino is going to marry his dream girl. In his dreams.

5.    Pine trees massacred by Shoe Mart City Baguio can now be turned into beautiful home furniture items. Some are now displayed in the public market.

6.    Mitt Romney should play an underdog to win the November 2012 US Presidential election. He should also befriend Mark Zuckerberg.

7.    Congressman slash politician slash TV host slash Bible Ambassador Manny Pacquaio is the top choice to become the Pound for Pound King in the world of Sports. He is also the top choice of Americans to ban in their areas.

8.    Phillip Phillips is now less known as an American Idol champion. He is more known as a sex symbol.

9.    It rains a lot. Rain pours almost every afternoon. This is because it’s rainy season.

10.  Almost all past presidents of the Philippines were lawyers. They all knew the two meanings of BAR.