Starting Today
Starting
today, I am going to separate boxes containing Nivea Moisturizer and Tobleron
chocolates. Starting today, I will label bottles with "edible" and
"poisonous when eaten" notes.
-Overseas Filipino Worker in Japan to her children in
the Philippines who thought that Nivea Moisturizer is also an edible good from
abroad.
Starting today, I will declare the real amount of my
house and my love to the Basa Family. I do not like to be impeached again.
-Former Chief Justice Renato Corona who is still
deciding whether to enter politics or not.
Starting today, I will practice writing with my good penmanship. Maggie Thatcher was able to win the hearts of her soldiers when she
wrote a letter to their families without using a keyboard.
-Former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
Starting today, I will not look for men who will make my life
more miserable. I will not let myself be fooled again by an action star, a comedy
actor and a basketball player.
-Actress Kris Aquino who was asked by her brother
President Noynoy Aquino to stop commenting about his poor love-life.
Starting today, I will never sell frozen goods inside my
classroom. I will never promote my networking products during Parents, Teachers and Community Association meetings.
-Teacher XXX who was ordered by the principal slash
customer to stop making her classroom a business site.
