ABS-CBN Scene of ther Crime Operative (SOCO) launched an investigation about the reason why Mikay was outside their home, after a YouTube video showing Mikay’s sibling dancing Gwiyomi became viral on the internet.

In an interview with the pretty-to-be-gay sibling of Mikay, it was learned that he is not also aware why Mikay was outside their house while he performed Gwiyomi with two boobs (a pair of pandesal and pasas) and a wig (bathed with Head and Shoulders).




Politicians were asked why Mikay was outside in a series of interviews that never happened, and here are their wonderful answers:

Bam Aquino: “Si Mikay hinahanap niya yung tito niya kasi hindi siya bilib sa kanyang tatay. ‘Yung tatay, kinakatakutan ng mga anak. Imagine, takot umamin ang anak niya sa kaniya. Ang hirap talaga kapag ikaw ay isang sirena."



Teddy Casino: “This is really sad. Really really really sad. I thought she was abducted, and that the AFP have participated in the crime. But Mikay was simply outside the house that time. Let Kabataan Party, the proper authority, look into this youthful matter.”



JV Ejercito: “This is not happening. Kung sana sa San Juan nakatira ang pamilya ni Mikay, hindi sana siya nawala nang walang paalam sa tatay niya. Sa San Juan kasi, walang ganun. Parang sa Makati, di ba Vice President Jejomar Binay?"




Jack Enrile: “Si Mikay lumabas ng bahay kasi naghanap siya ng sapat na pagkain para may makain sila na pagkain kasama ang pamilya na kumakain ng maraming pagkain”.




JC de los Reyes: “I think I answered that question already when I ran for presidency last election, and the Roman Catholic Church endorsed me but I terribly lost.”




Chiz Escudero: “No comment. Baka kasi kung magsalita ako, gagamitin ng mga parents ni Heart 'yan against me. Ano pa naman, I made an investigation and I learned about a very disastrous thing about the reason why Mikay was outside that time. Ilalabas ko na lang sa Kris TV or sa The Buzz once Tito Boy send me a reply.”




Nancy Binay: “Please ask my father about it. Theory ko kasi naghanap siya ng glutathione for her brother who was dancing Gwiyomi. Pero let my father validate my theory. I don't want to join the debate. I'm leading in polls naman so I do not need to answer that question.”




Richard Gordon: “Sorry I am not aware of that. I was very busy campaigning. Anyhow, if anything bad arises, please contact Red Cross. Sorry, I forgot their hotline. I-Google niyo na lang or please ask Bayani Fernando about it when you see him sa tabi-tabi.”




Risa Hontiveros: “Basta kung anong sagot ni Nancy Binay, kontrahin niyo, tapos iyon na sagot ko sa tanong na iyan. As simple as that. Any more questions?”




Loren Legarda:  “I need more time to investigate on this, since busy ako sa Luntiang Pilipinas. Basta Loren on May 13 nothing more nothing less."




Mitos Magsaysay: “’Di ko alam pero the Mikay we are all referring is not a real Magsaysay so I won’t comment on this issue.”




Ramon Magsaysay Jr.: “Noong kapanahunan ng tatay ko, walang nawawalang Mikay.  Kaya wala akong masabi ngayon.”




Jamby Madrigal: “Mikay was looking for money to buy an iPad. She should have known that my campaigners are willing to give her one for free as long as she helps me gain the trust of the Filipino people.”




Grace Poe: “Tatak FPJ ang bansang walang nawawala. Promise ko ‘yan!”




Antonio Trillanes IV: “Pakawalan niyo ako sa bilangguan at ako ay magco-comment. Wait, puwede ata akong mag-comment kahit sa bilangguan ako, travel nga puwede eh.”




Eddie Villanueva: “Let God answer that question.”




Cynthia Villar: “’Di ko alam kasi room nurse lang naman gusto ni Mikay eh. I do not know also if she tried taking a bath in a pool of trash din. Sorry I have to go at may meeting pa kami sa Camilla.”




Migz Zubiri: “Tapat akong tao. Huwag ninyong sabihin na ako ang rason kung bakit nasa labas ni Mikay. I always assert that I am a good man and I never cheated anyone."



Vince Ganda: "Nasa labas si Mikay kasi wala siya sa loob. Gets?"