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Deniece Cornejo- Vhong Navarro Dictionary 2014 Edition

Mind you, this is a satirical post. I do not intend to confuse your minds or pollute someone’s reputation. Read between the lines or else you get lost. I do track every development of this celebrity news-turned-national concern issue so I am able to come up with the following words:

          Noun: A self-proclaimed motivational speaker

Sentence: The Deniecian has arrived to talk about success in online shopping and acting as an extra on TV.

Noun: An invitation to go to someone’s condominium unit not later than 10PM wherein the guest brings food and the host forgets that he/she invited the guest

Sentence: She was surprised that her friend came to her place for denier but fascinated to see a bottle of white wine.

          Noun: A man who can rape a woman in about or less than 3 minutes

Sentence: Khuya was transported to the police station after the victim’s friends found him on top of her.

          Adjective: The pitiful state of having been tortured

          Sentence: I cried when I visited my navarrised friend.

          Adverb: Mistakenly or erroneously

          Sentence: The woman vhongly partied after the rape incident.

Adjective: The state of having the support of 99% of the people of the Philippines

Sentence: His vhonggacious battle against his foe led him to get more acting roles.

Verb: The act of citizen arresting and torturing an alleged criminal
Sentence: Tell your friend to cedricize the suspect then ask the suspect for money.

          Adverb: To do something with the help of an expert martial artist

          Sentence: We are brave because we can harm him cedricklee.

          Adjective: Grateful expression of having a good lawyer in your defense

Sentence:  I am so fortun-atelee because I was encouraged by a good lawyer who loves representing underdogs.

Noun: A machine that tells whether a rape victim was giving the right reaction after the incident or not, with the help of the mirror of an elevator

Sentence: The CCTV is not convinced that the woman was harmed.

Jessica Sohology
Noun: The belief that both the parties- victim and the suspect- give the same version of the story.

Sentence: People got angry because of the Jessica Sohology point of view of the news woman causing netizens to continue the hate hashtag directed at the woman’s home network.


Christian is a Marketing Communications practitioner based in Ortigas Center. In the past eight years, he has passionately worked with real estate, software, and IT service brands. To get in touch, please shoot at email to [email protected]

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