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Yuck, I’m An Igorot!!!!! I’m Sorry I'm Ugly
Note: It’s a satire. Please be guided accordingly.



Yes, I’m an Igorot. And everything on your mind about me is correct.

I’m pretty sure you see me as an ugly mammal. I have a flat nose. I have a pair of sleepy eyes. I have the most disgusting face in the world.

By the way, I have a tail. However, my tail only becomes visible to monkeys like me. That’s why you are lucky enough to see it with your two naked, blinded eyes.  

You’re correct for saying that I am a zombie because I have reddish teeth. You might as well call the director of The Walking Dead to include us in the series. Promise, we are cheaper than Sharon Cuneta when it comes to talent fees. We can even pose beside her daughter KC Conception without asking for a fee. All we want is to be labeled correctly.

Because I’m smart, I’m aware that all beauty pageants worldwide made a ban on us because there is no beauty in us. We only represent the beast in this humanity. Do you remember the time when Americans exhibited us in St. Louis? If you don’t, I pity your history teacher for not upgrading your intellect.

And you? You are the most beautiful person in the world. You have the most seductive eyes and the prettiest face ever. Your skin is as flawless as the precious gems smuggled into the country and your butt is being glorified by men who love going to the whore house.

And thanks to Dr. Vicky Belo, you look like a human now while I look like a terrifying gorilla.

You’ve been frightened because you have heard many stories about me being a cannibal. Yes I am. I do not have to speak to Kris Aquino to be able to admit that I really do cook pinikpikan with human meat.

I can smell your sugary intestines, juicy eye balls and your delicious foot muscle tissues. I know your address. I will hunt you down. I will cut your head and slit your stomach while you are sleeping.

But we do not eat stupid people like you. We love brainy people because there are much to suck in them. So you are safe. We don’t want you even if it turns out that you are the last choice to eat. We do not drink a bottle of soda that tastes like water.

You’re perfectly correct for saying that I do not know how to use Facebook. I do not even have a laptop. Tell me, is Facebook the same book that my grandparents used when they learned about English Literature at school? Is  it the same book that I use when I try to look for synonyms of the word “ignorant” which I believe perfectly describes you?

In fact, there is no such thing as Facebook in the mountains where we live. The only things we have are stones and spears that our forefathers used to block the Spanish conquerors who attempted to steal our gold and girls.

You may be blaming me for the loss of 14 lives aboard the ill-fated GV Florida bus. Yes, it was my plan to pull that bus down the slope because I thought you were inside that bus. See how mighty I am?

When that incident occurred, my brothers and sisters ran towards the location of the accident and helped without asking ABS-CBN or GMA News to cover how helpful they are. They did everything naturally because we were raised believing that we should help anyone- whether Igorots or not- who is need of our hands.

I am very happy that I was educated well to respect other people. I am very proud to be an Igorot living in the Cordillera Mountains. If I am ugly, that is a curse for those who see me. Not my problem.


A Marketing Communications specialist on weekdays and a life wanderer on weekends, Christian Lizardo Aligo enjoys working in the real estate industry. For more info, email him at [email protected]

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Karen Wendy Brett said...

Nice satire! :)

Christian Lizardo Aligo said...

thanks Idol!

Anonymous said...

Very well said. :)

lindia berryhill said...

wow...I am speechless...You said it all. Thumbs up!!!!

Leonor said...

Nice Christian! Thumbs up! :)

Irish Dalis said...

Very inspiring.....

Anonymous said...

Nice one! Sapul sya dito kung nakakaintindi sya ng ''English'! :))

peter michael said...

RESPECT! nice satire!

Anonymous said...

Nice one. :-D

Anonymous said...

Nice one.. Baka kailangan nyang manalamin at nang makita nya kung anong mayron ang mga Igorot..... Im proud to be one.

Anonymous said...

Nice one Christian!!...good if Trash Asuncion can understand what the word "satire" means....hurry consult facebook hehehe

chester said...

Nice one... sometimes, other cannibals are just too naive to admit that we, the igorots, are better than them...

Anonymous said...

nice.... im proud to say that im an igorot

Gethsemane Lyneth Daowan said...

Nice one.....
Proud to be an igorot..
Nosebleed n yng c trash asuncion. Bka pti yng nem yng trash di p alam ibig sbihin. Push natin s bangin. Haha

Anonymous said...

Maawatan na ngata sa? Baka met adi na ammo ay makaawat si ultimo stones and spears et adi maawatan sin kaigignorante na..but i salute the writer of this very logical composition addressed to dis malaruffamaequinto face iman .....everybody ia proud to be an igorot ....thumbs up

TheLoveWhisper said...

Some people are just plain ignorant.

Alicia Guillermo said...

I am a pure blooded ilocano but most of my friends are igorots.. And i love them so dearly.. Long live my dear friend Christian Aligo!

Ace Brian Amor Domingo said...

Damn that was hot!! I just hope she understood it, considering she's STUPID!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Kabsat o kapatid hope naman everything was all clear to you this is for you marunong ka nman siguro bumasa o bgyan ka pa ng dictionary sana by reading this you will learn from your mean words we just give it back to you

Anonymous said...

it amazes me how insecure people turn out to be ignorant, fickle-minded (redundancy intended), strange creatures at the same time...

Anonymous said...

love it! Will forever be proud to be a full blooded Igorot...

Anonymous said...

Nice one! I am a proud Full Blooded Igorot!

Nicholai Fanged said...

Very classy way of replying to such an ignorant and horrid statement. We should reply in this manner; rather than cursing and threatening the ignoramuses. :D

Anonymous said...

Very well said, proud to be an Igorot.

Anonymous said...

Nice one Mr. Aligo.

It is just so funny when an empty minded, poorly raised person like this Trish Asuncion tries to be genius. It just makes the world upside down.

Long live fellow IGOROTS.

Anonymous said...

indeed!!!!..what is beauty if your brain is f*kng empty...just saying:)...PROUD TO BE TOROGI..:)

Anonymous said...

Hahaha.....amazing words from an igorot
I love it.....what a beautiful ..excellent phrases
How about you Miss /ma'am degrader?.Do you know how to write a phrase to describe your ignorance? I really pity you...what's all about facebook and laptops?.....cannibals?
Is it our fault that a bus accident occurs in the cordillera region? You dont have the right to belittle our intelligence..Shame on you..
I AM PROUD TO BE AN IGOROT!!!!

Anonymous said...

Huh! Kasla met npintpintas dyta nga TRASH nga! I believe we're more civilized than that moronic face...

Anonymous said...

Ngak! I doubt...2an nu maawatan n kman maed met nemnem n.. ilam san pic n "pa cute" lng d ammu n ngem maed karga san utek n..

Anonymous said...

Good post, I admire your courage...

Yet, you are all to willing to sell out Sagada for the windmill project? You advocate how your forefathers defended the land and you want foreign corporations to flatten the mountaintops for energy that does no benefit iSagada?

Anonymous said...

What an ignorant fool. I bet you don't even know what satire means. Her ignorance will put her into trouble one day, of that i'm sure of. Anyway, nice satire Mr. Aligo. Politicians should create a law against these kind of people. They make me sick. Ignorance, foolishness and stupidity, is that the only trait you can show us? I pity you.

These words came from an Igorot.

Anonymous said...


well said mr.aligo :)
she's a pathetic idiot! :D
i'm so proud to be an igorot!

Anonymous said...

Very well said.. thumbs up to u sir...

[email protected] said...

I am not an Igorot but if I were to live again, I will choose to be one. I am friends with one or two or more and I can say that my Igorots are always there when I got into trouble..I used to drink with then not just a bottle or two but more than I can ever take..and to tell you, my non Igorot friends are either gone or sleeping, and guess who accompanies me, my Igorot friends.. I love the Igorot's way of pakikisama...and it hurts to see a post lambasting my friends...anyway, this is a nice satire..kudos to you..

[email protected] said...

I am not an Igorot but if I were to live again, I will choose to be one. I am friends with one or two or more and I can say that my Igorots are always there when I got into trouble..I used to drink with then not just a bottle or two but more than I can ever take..and to tell you, my non Igorot friends are either gone or sleeping, and guess who accompanies me, my Igorot friends.. I love the Igorot's way of pakikisama...and it hurts to see a post lambasting my friends...anyway, this is a nice satire..kudos to you..

Anonymous said...

Gawi gawis'

jo said...

She's a TRASH! that's right.. and she's shouting it on facebook for all the world to know.

Anonymous said...

WRONG SPELLING! TRASH ASUNCION not Trish

Anonymous said...

Im proud to be an igorot..hey bitch I hope you got the message..im sure u dont! Pathetic! Ang pangit mo

Daniel said...

Brilliant!

Esther Socalo said...

Lol correct ka jan .....she will love reading this.

Anonymous said...

What Did WE; PEOPLE OF BAGUIO AND MT. PROVINCE(IGOROT) ever Do To people Like You To Make You So IGNORANT Say Things Like That About Us.. Igorot Or Not you Do Not Have The Right To Say those Kind Of Things To Others..pinapahamak Mo Lng Sarili Mo..di k P B Natuto sa Nangyati Sa Mha Kagaya Mo Noon..you Just Pissed off A lot of People With what You daid Their Miss..better Be Careful.. TO MR. ALIGO AND MY FELLOW IGOROTS AND TO THOSE WHO ARE NOT AS IGNORANT AS THIS WOMAN HERE IGOROT OR NOT I SALUTE YOU...let Us Be Proud Of Where we Came From And Not Let Ignorance Block our Judgements..and One More Thing let Us Sll Pray For Those Who Were In The Accident.for Those Who Survived And Thosr Who Did Not Make It Let Us Also Thank Those Who Helped..

Anonymous said...

walang hiya ka anung alam mo samen na mga igorot mahirap bobo!!! tanga pakialam namin sa idol nyo kung namatay ah !! walang hiya pugutan kita ng ulo eh!

Anonymous said...

I do hope you're very happy with what you just did there..blaming innocent people for doing what they did not even know that would happen..tanga tangahan lng miss..anong kinalaman ng pgiging igorot dun sa accidente,sa bangin at sa bus..isip isip din pag may time miss
.di Yung manira Ng ibang Tao Ang Atupagin..yan Tuloy napala Mo..

Anonymous said...

pathetic little creature, that's what you are, trash! what do you know about the world??? you must be wrapped up in your own little world, knowing nothing in that infinitesimal brain of yours!

marie abian said...

thumbs up to mr.aligo....proud to be an IGOROT...

Anonymous said...

Very well said! I salute you for that.

Anonymous said...

I am amazed... you deliberately and conscientiously weaved these ideas perfectly... I do hope people will truly grasped your intentions...

Anonymous said...

betting people googled up the word "satire."

Anonymous said...

....that message goes to all who've been envious of all of us beautiful monkeys of the mountains and still for those who are still planning to put us down.... you surely will never win...

Anonymous said...

you should be very carefull when uttering the word IGOROT for we are many. we might spread your parts around the around our place.

Anonymous said...

Superb! I salute the way this reply was made....ingenious...the wisdom of the mountains have never ceased...

Anonymous said...

i find it funny if she thinks she is beautiful. nanay mo siguro lang nagsasabi sayo nyan. if i were you... better hide as possible as you can. for we will hunt you down and you take away the fun part if you are easy to track down.

Anonymous said...

perfect!double thumbs up...nice one :-)

Anonymous said...

Indeed.......

Anna Belle said...

nice piece, very well said! hope those "ignorant" will comprehend especially that girl, huh! I have lot of Igorot friends and most of them are intellectual and have a pure heart..kainis, affected lng much s post nya, grrr...

Anonymous said...

♡♡♡ it..

Anonymous said...

..nice 1 sir aligo dyta ka man t banat likes ko"" to U trash anunsion use Ur computer 2 widen Ur knoledge 2 explore 4 Ur gud not 4 d worst""

Anonymous said...

stupid idiot!!humanda ka pag nkita kita gagawin kitang gorilla! Buti pa ang gorilla may utak ikaw wala bobo!

Anonymous said...

haha pustahan tayo cguradong di siya type ng gwapong IGOY na gusto niya kaya max to the ere ang panlalait niya...

Anonymous said...

All was clearly said thnks mr aligo and i doubt if miss pretty girl have understood it but if so u can now make ur own phrase to describe how ignorant u are

jason dolipas said...

Proud to be an igorot... Long live kakailyans..

Anonymous said...

Very well said! Thumbs up. I do have a lot of Igorot friends too, but they are the best. I may find them irritating at first, but once you get to know them they are the most friendly and hospitable.

Anonymous said...

indeed!
thanks mr.Aligo..

Anonymous said...

Kuya ang yabang mo po mahiya ka naman po let me remind you na lot of igorots reperesents philippines sa mga international games like sea gamesshame on you kala mo ang taas taas mong tao sa ginagawa mo para kang walang pinag aralan

Anonymous said...

nice very well said sir abd im proud to be an Igorot

norie galuga said...

I salute you! Thumbs up

Anonymous said...

Very well said Mr. Aligo, and like all of you I'm proud to say that I'm belong to the FBI (full blooded igorot)...pity for those who are ignorant to know who really IGOROT are...

norie galuga said...

I salute you! Thumbs up

Anonymous said...

Ai ambobo mo te, Satire nga eh..basa2 din pag may time..ikaw ata walang pinagaralan basta maka comment lang ano? Baka ikaw si Trash Can? Ambobo mo talaga, promise..F.U with feelings!

Anonymous said...

Manong anonymous, satire nga diba? Ni-literal mo naman yung reply nya dun sa FB post. O_o

Anonymous said...

you're out of line miss?? anonymous... read and understand.. hehehe

Anonymous said...

Huh? Sino sinasabihan mong mayabang? Yung writer? Satire nga ang ginamit eh... hindi ka ba nagbabasa?

Amorosia Cabinta said...

Verry wel said!!!and proud to be am igorot!!

Panggi Fesway said...

somebody commented on one of my post about her saying that this Trash Asuncion is really a trash talker. She adds herself to many groups and talk nonsense to piss everybody. Dumb ignorant girl who enjoys getting attention from everybody.

Marianne Kitongan said...

Just one thought- How can some people remain to be ignorant in a world of "www"? One offer-let me invite you to the Cordilleras that you might be educated. I'll even volunteer to tour you around, but you'll have to pay for your own expense of course, coz I can tolerate your stupidity but I don't waste money on people like. Or better yet..why don't you enroll in one of our Universities or College to complete your transformation? I'd love to have you in my class and put some sense into your brain, which i hope would have the capacity to absorb the lessons. But don't worry, i'll have the patience for you..and just like the prisoners in Plato's Allegory of the cave, you too will eventually be enlightened.

Imasat05 said...

Kudos to you Mr. Aligo! You nailed it!

Anonymous said...

what ever is ur intention for writing this,,i feel it is written in a very bad taste,,ur admission that u r an igorot is good but your context of what an igorot is based on who u are is very insulting and sweeping,,im not an igorot but the same way i feel hurt reading ur thoughts,,,it is perfectly stupid! i live in baguio and is surrounded by highlanders and even have friends from the highlands and i have so much admiration and respect for them,,the highlands is a cradle of beautiful people wd rich cultural heritage,,so much reason to be proud of and to stand tall..i advise u to open your eyes wide open, observe and think deeper,,i thinl u just need proper guidance and enlightenment. God bless!

Anonymous said...

You're smart.God Bless you.God Bless Igorot.

Anonymous said...

., GAGZ.,., MUKHAKES NUHNG NAGCOMMENT NG GANOON AH.,., PUMUNTA NGA SIYA DITO SA BUNDOK, NANG MAPATUNAYAN.,
"becareful kapatid na di-taga bundok,"

Anonymous said...

It's a satire, Sir/Ma'm. The content just fits the definition of the word.

Anonymous said...

I'm thankful that we, Igorots, are more educated!

Anonymous said...

. .anong sakit mo te? kulang sa pansin? insecure lang? o maraming beses ka nang nreject ng mga gwapong igorot? magbago ka nman na kasi! ang pangit na nga ng itsura mo ei ang pangit pa ng ugali mo. .

Anonymous said...

wow !! thanks to mr aligo. proud to be an igorot,nakaka inis lng ang gnitong tao cguro di nag aral ito? or di tlga marunong gumamit ng computer noh!! ate i mulat mo ang iyong mata at kung marunong kang magbasa,ma rerealize mo kung gaano katalino mga igorot at kung paano sila tumulong sa mga kababayan mo aneng?tao tao lng sorry ka inis tlga huh!!!!

Anonymous said...

Very well said:-)

marlene clover said...

It is meant to be like that as it is a satire most highly respected anonymous! I am an Igorot and whatever 'bad taste' you think is in there is a known trait of igorots (putting-our-worst-foot-forward, not minding initial disappointment but would rejoice in the satisfaction of seeing the other parties' shock upon seeing the truth which is most often the opposite of what we say). In short, crank up your brain to read between the lines.

marlene clover said...

Ps normally harsh comments/reference to Igorots would just be commented back with defense but this strikes a deeper chord as it stemmed from a tragedy where dragging Igorots in general from out of nowhere just highlighted how ignoramus and mean people could be not realizing that in the tippest of the family tree might share the same dna as us.

Anonymous said...

I've been to Sagada last year..the place and the Igorots are amazing! Kudos Mr. Aligo! :)

Anonymous said...

Wow!!!perfect nice satire...
D prblem is ndi nya naintindihan!
Cguro nosebleed xa now!
Tnx 2 u christian...
Proud 2 be Igorot...

alexandria said...

brilliant tol! Guys as noted above this is a satire.,,means a literary work which is irony, wit, sarcasm use to expose and discredit vice or folly.,,
to u miss trish,,,payo ko sau mag aral kang mabuti nang malamnan yang utak mong buhaw,,,kawawa kang tatanda ng wlang laman yang utak mo at may maitim na puso...magdasal ka ng maliwanagan yang pag iisip mo...hindi mo alam ang pinagsasabi mo,,,puntahan mo ung mountains ng mga igorot para mkita mismo ng mga mata mo kung gaano kaganda at ka humble ng mga tao doon..,yang pagiging ignorante mo at kakitid ng utak mo ej magdadala lng sau sa kapahamakan,,,,patnubayan ka nawa ng panginoon at bigyang linaw yang isip mo sa panlalait sa mga igorot.,,,your insicurities will kill u someday.,,,

Anonymous said...

Matagotago tako am in long live kakailyan nga taga mountain

Anonymous said...

wow.... thumbs up to the writer... and for that person who judges IGOROTS with her/his blinded bloody eyes....live with us and surely you will swallow your words....shame on you.... AM FULL BLOODED IGOROT...am so proud to be one....

Michael Abadayan said...

I am very proud to be an Igorot.. tnx bro.. well said :)

Anonymous said...

exactly what I am thinking..nakakaintindi nga kaya?

Anonymous said...

Hindi ata naintindihan ni ate ang ibig sabihin ng satire. -_-

Anonymous said...

sat·ire
ˈsaˌtīr/Submit
noun
1.
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.


Thumbs up to the writer...been to several places joining competitions.. I saw how people's eyes widened knowing that I am an Igorot..they applauded me before they knew I am from the mountains.. hahaha.. funny my brothers and sisters too encountered same experience.. my brother is a good looking guy, mistaken as Filipino - American, but when he said he is a proud Igorot, they suddenly loss their tongue.. hahaha..
This basher is so kawawa naman nahuli sa sibilisasyon.....



Liean said...

well said, brod...

Anonymous said...

Nice. Im not Igorot but I love them.. I studied @ Baguio City and most of my friends there are igorot.I used to work there also with other medical team, officials, or yong mga simpleng people lang san mang panig ng mt. province. I can say na they are nice people. And kahit nasa manila na ako I always go back there and promoting mga tourist spots sa baguio, sagada, bontoc , banaue etc..

Heads Up mga kapatid, wag papaapekto sa mga taong mapangkutya.

tophee said...

Mr anonymous1 ...hope so u know how to google or use webster.... your so f***ing idiot. :P

Anonymous said...

wow... very nice, i'm proud and will always be proud to be a full blooded igorot... that girl is a living symbol of ignorance... that girl deserves this word "GONGGONG".

Anonymous said...

Mabuti nga sayo trish idiot...di ka nag iisip bago ka mag post..kami pang mga igorot ang idodown mo? Hahaha alam mo ung word na Buni? Wait mo lng.

Anonymous said...

Not everyone is an IGOROT but anyone can be IGNORANT.

Anonymous said...

uhmm that picture is beauty ohhhh then I might as well join all of you up there coz I'm ugly too heheh oh btw you're the handsomest monkey I've seen :)
I also love your pictures a talented monkey too!

Anonymous said...

Shame on that "trish" girl!
She should apologize.

Anonymous said...

"Satire" nga e! Hahaha

Anonymous said...

Teka e capital letters natin,
S A T I R E

Anonymous said...

One word: great! :-)

alma gasib said...

Nice and very well said kuya, but I think anonymous #2 did not understand it very well and so I suggest read again and read between the lines. We igorots dont intend to make war with anybody, we only want other people to know us deeper than what they only hear from others of their same kind who has no other things to do but criticize, to correct them of their unreasonable beliefs and attitudes towards their fellowmen. To this Trish Asuncion, Oh yes we are ugly! its how you see us and its ok, but obviously you lack knowledge about us Igorots and I'm sure you don't have any knowledge about other tribes in your own country as well. Why don't you try to research first before dropping down words that would only ruin no body but yourself. You see, you're lacking of many things that we Igorots have, especially our values and ethics. So the next time you ever use your fingers to type on your keypads, use them properly as how God wants you to use them.

Anonymous said...

wag nyo na sapakin si anynonymous...baka kainin kayo nyan or ihulog sa bus or
gawin kayong penekpekan o di kaya ilagay kayo sa sumaguing cave or
ipatiwarik kayo sa echo valley. or di kaya ...un lang.

Anonymous said...

Matago ka! Thumps up!

Anonymous said...

san ulom maymay mayat et unit d computer mis na yan..

Anonymous said...

The same thing when I was studied at La Union, my classmates always called me TAGA BANBANTAY. I just ignored it. When we finished our degree board exam will be held in Baguio so everybody must go. So they saw what BANBANTAY is...

Anonymous said...

kudos to you Sir! :) love it..
we're proud to be an Igorot..!! <3

Anonymous said...

im proud of you batch mate...you are one of the most Intelligent igorot ive ever known :)

Anonymous said...

hey dude..nice satire..i guess u nid to put a right on your piece..i read a lot of copies of it from people who claim it as theirs..:)
just sayin..

Anonymous said...

Im a half igorot, but that doesnt stop me from thinking that im a full blooded Igorot at heart and in mind. what a racy stupid and ignorant girl..ganito naba nangyayari sa mga ibang kabataan sa pilipinas..what a crabbb...

Anonymous said...

perfectly said..i hope all igorot-haters read this..

Anonymous said...

Nice One Sir, Hope she reads this or understand if she reads this...if not, Kay ate, to tell you, di lang facebook ang gamit ng net, may google translation din pag hindi mo maintindihan...AYAN ATE TAGALOG YAN PARA MAINTINDIHAN MO

Anonymous said...

they are ignorant.they know nothing about us..i pity them because they can't find other ways to be famous.let's not take our levels down to theirs.it is not worth it.lets just pray for their salvation from their ignorance and that they may find the word respect.furthermore i guess they need a dictionary to add up their vocabularies, i think the only word they know is the verb "discriminate"...just sayin.

Anonymous said...

.PROUD TO be AN IGOROT!!!! were not yuck your the yuck . . . kahit igorot lang kami alam naming rumespeto ng kapwa tao at yan ang meron kami na wala kah!!!at no hindi lang pala respeto ang meron kami na wala sau lahat na yata eh...

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Anonymous said...

Wow... you nailed it with this satire.... I'm an FBI "Full Blooded Igorot" and I want to thank you for this post... Truly, ignorance is a crime...

Anonymous said...

very well said.....but you'l need to translate it in tagalog/filipino for her to understand.....or simply in layman's terms to suite her i.q. haha

Anonymous said...

i am an igorot, i am an isagada. the sagada people didn't permit the construction of the windmill project...

Anonymous said...

Very well said

Anonymous said...

Nice sir. Sapol mo, kasla met ubet ti baka jay face na.

Anonymous said...

I am an Ilocano,but I have respect for the people of Cordillera, intelligent and warm people! Good reading!

Anonymous said...

malaking ulo na walang utak

Anonymous said...

just coining the words used in this Satire and using them to get through to people with enough brains is ENOUGH to show you Ignoramus people who IGOROTS are...you can't put us down to lift yourself....GROW UP!

Anonymous said...

wow, i admire the writer, how humbly you are...... and to the one who judges Igorots, wake up and update your knowledge, you are too behind from development and technology, how pity you are to know only now that technologies reach us in the mountain

Anonymous said...

Damn those people who criticize others,, before you criticize make sure of yourself that you're perfect.. I'm proud to be an igorot,, don't pity us, pity yourself you don't know what you are talking about one day one igorot could put you down,,, beware of us coz when we got angry were like gorillas,, watch your word.. Hipocrite!

Anonymous said...

well said for the writer...love the way you composed it!!! ang yabang nung nagpost na kumakain ang Igorot ng tao at ignorante sa fb!!!oh well, if you are intelligent enough, you could have observed that indigenous people are more intelligent than you..kung maka comment kah!! and if you are planning to go to cordillera mountains, e matakot kah, kasi baka di ka na makabalik sa pinanggalingan mo...

Anonymous said...

Hahaha... well said mate. The few, the proud...the IGOROTS.

safangan yango said...

likelike,..no comment

Anonymous said...

sana maiparating lahat ng mga ssinabi naming hindi maganda sayo miss trashcan ung pang insult mo doble at tripple sa ginawa mo samin. alagad ka ng demonyo kasi kong may takot ka sa dios hindi ka ganyan magsalita sa kapwa mo dahil alam mo yong tama...

Anonymous said...

i hope you know how to use your google search mr. anonymous. it's satire. think first before saying anything..

Anonymous said...

.,I'm an Igorot and I am proud to be one. This is a nice Satire....it's just so sad that no matter how fast-moving our development is, whether economically and educationally, there are still some miseducated and uneducated people out there who mumbles stupid things about my beloved and rich race...

Anonymous said...

...YO ...WAG NYUNG PERSONALIN...KASEH HINDI TAYU SURE KUNG PERSON NGA YAN...TAHAHAHA^^... WELL...YOUR LEVEL OF THINKING IS A BILLION FEET BELOW OURS... SHAME ON YOU... AY MANANG TRASH ...IGIGINEK MU TAN KAMAN TAE SAN LUPAM!!!!!!... ,,!,,

Anonymous said...

Love it... well said.

Anonymous said...

You think she is beautiful? nope! while scrolling and reading i am talking to myself how ignorant she is. And my Canadian friend asked me, is that a girl or a boy? whew, Trash Trash Bring your dictionary or google what Mr. Aligo wrote or pay someone to translate for you ok.

Gelo Pitt said...

You messed with the wrong people you narrow minded stupid fool. Of all the things that we hate, discrimination is the worst. It boils our proud blood and makes us want to chop off your useless head, put it on a stick and dance around it while beating our gongs and drums. You just lit a match inside a gas tank. Prepare yourself for a barrage of spears.Many more is headed your way.

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Anonymous said...

i'm an ilocana married to an igorot... my father always said, "i'm an ilocano by blood but an igorot by heart"... born and raised in Baguio, i''ve always been defensive against people like this "trish" girl who are so ignorant of the beautiful people of the cordilleras... we are all filipinos... cordilleran, visayan, tagalog, etc... it doesn't matter... the only thing that differentiates each one of us from the other is how we respect the people around us... she obviously didn't learn that from wherever "jungle" she's from... well anyway, love what you did here... keep posting... :)

Anonymous said...

Mayat na Padle! one hundred and more percent NICE...this satire is just the way it should be. IGOROTS are one of those people they should respect... because when that time comes....IGOROTS might as well be the ones who will rule this country......I mean in good and Humane ways .. hehe

Anonymous said...

nice piece! ngem kailyak nga nakaururat baka dadadaelen da lang apo dayta nga babae first maymaysa lang pics na second awan pay friend na mamadlaw nga kaararamid bago da indeactivate jay account na isu nga kailyak nga nakauurat dont judge to quickly apo ta naglaka lang ti agposer nga mangdadael ti maysa nga tao, han aya nga agpayso jay maysa manen nga lalaki idi nga indowngrade na ti igorot ket ada poser na ta 2 nga account jay nagan na .. isu nga paatiddugen tayo ti pasensya tayo.... asla met lang gamin nga inlevel tayo ti bagi tayo dita nga babae or to anyone who belittle or downgrade us igorot or even another race nu ti resbak tayo ket han nga malamon ti maysa a tao so ikararag tayo kitdi ken kabungyan to enlighten his/her mind.. matagotago tako amin!

Anonymous said...

SATIRE - is the use of humor or exaggeration in order to show how foolish or wicked some people's behavior or ideas are; or used to criticize something.

i hope that make sense! getz???

Anonymous said...

very well said Mr. Aligo i am proud of you! I may not be an igorot but i am a cordillerans too- coming from the Isnag tribe of Kabugao, Apayao and very proud to be one. I truly hate these discriminatory words being thrown at us by this "TRISH-CAN".. she is just one of those educated ( i doubt) but UNLEARNED people or an attention seeker just to be famous.. you are sooooo pitiful.

Bianca Kamille Bustarde said...

I'm not an igorot, however i was born and raised in Baguio where you can find some of them. It's a pity that, that girl did not have any priviledge to live in a place as beautiful as baguio and meet people as beautiful as the igorots. If she did, then she probably wouldn't utter such words. I'm sorry dear but people here in baguio are more intelligent amd prettier than you are. Infact, I would like to challenge you in a debate or probably a beauty and brain contest against any of the ladies here. :) we'll make you eat ur sh**t!!

Bianca Kamille Bustarde said...

I'm not an igorot, however i was born and raised in Baguio where you can find some of them. It's a pity that, that girl did not have any priviledge to live in a place as beautiful as baguio and meet people as beautiful as the igorots. If she did, then she probably wouldn't utter such words. I'm sorry dear but people here in baguio are more intelligent amd prettier than you are. Infact, I would like to challenge you in a debate or probably a beauty and brain contest against any of the ladies here. :) we'll make you eat ur sh**t!!

Anonymous said...

...it was worth reading...a lovely piece,though I pray it will make a difference and shall open the eyes of everyone!!love it!

Lavern Arzadon said...

Wittingly done. it was worth my time reading. not to mention how amusing the satire was. that lady is gonna be famous. so famous she may have to cut all access to her social media networks for fear of her life. serves her right. she deserves it. If Ignorance is a Bliss, she is Unbelievably and Incredibly Blessed.

Anonymous said...

I pity trish (trash) for not knowing her history...ai,ai,ai.pangaasi u man nga kakadwa nga mamaestra ta uray adakayo dta manila ket isuro tayo man nga nalaing dagita...or baka absent idi su subject matter da....sa K to 12..grade 7.4th quarter.module 4...cordillera ti lesson dta...isubli u dayta trash asuncion ti grade 7...

Anonymous said...

baka akala nya sa SATIRE....EH GULONG NG KOTSE
...hehehe

Anonymous said...

Very well said sir Christian...may this idiot woman internalize and understand everything that you have said...

Daiki said...

aya~ nakakaintindi yaaaan!!! mei FACEBOOK EH!!! XD

kaya yan!!!

waner9ify said...

Mr. Christian Lizardo Aligo Sir! I hope that I will have the honour of meeting you someday. I shall have the highest regard and pride to shake your hands and at least be one of your acquaintance. I am no Igorot but I am a very proud FILIPINO and would not bash on my lineage no matter their origin. One love for all. Though sometimes it's hard to love creatures like her.

Anonymous said...

The tongue is a small thing, but what enormous damage it can do. so please 'Ms. Trisha Ignorant" Think twice before you speak. God Bless us Kakailyanes!

Anonymous said...

Stupid and ignorant. Magaral ng mabuti Trish.

Anonymous said...

wrong spelling pinikpikan mu..what the..

Anonymous said...

maysa nga nengneng dayta nga "Trish". nu man pay saanak nga Igorot, ammok ti marikrikna dagiti kakabsat tayo nga Igorot. Agbiag kayo!

Anonymous said...

ang kapal namn yang Trish na yan... ano na tingin nya sa amin cannibal??? huwag nya kaming minamaliit.

Anonymous said...

I hope this TRISH ASUNCION read all the feedback about her racist comment. Her comment shows that her mind and heart belongs to the lowest form on earth. At baka ma-shock siya if she finds out that the IGOROTS she hate are also all over the world doing the most decent work from gardeners to doctors in big hospitals. Many IGOROT students can be found in the best schools in MANILA (not only in UP para sabihin kasi scholar ng bayan but even in the exclusive ones. I love the satirical article although i do not quite agree about the description of Igorot as though yun na yun kasi naman po may mga ganun din na mukha sa iba't-ibang bahagi ng Pilipinas mula luzon hanggang Jolo - well, its satire anyway so i forgive and accept it well and i congratulate the writer. Grow up girl...

Anonymous said...

Nice christian. thanks. Btw, who's that STUPID and BRAINLESS girl? Trish Asuncion? your STUPIDITY IS INCOMPARABLE!!! how dare you !!! you're the most insensitive pig i have ever known!

Lex Mine said...

Nice one Manung Xtian! :))
Thumbs up!

Anonymous said...

Wait! Sino nan dey Trisha Asuncion? Searched Facebook. Haven't found a profile that looks like her. Like. :)

Anonymous said...

ang yabang mo ahh...GUSTO MO BANG MASIPA SA MUKHA NG MALUPET!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ung ibang sumunod na madaming anonymous... :D
baka naman pwedeng mapag sabihan si anonymous number 1 without using the F word.. (wink)

neil said...

Kasla met balyena atoy trisha

Anonymous said...

wow! i definitely agree.. thumbs up for u mr. aligo..

Anonymous said...

Tagalogin niyo pa a kasi baka di nila maintindihan yun.. .... tagalog ba sila english tayo......good work Mr. christian!

Anonymous said...

intindihin nyo po muna binabsa nyo bago nio ibash yung writer...may note n nga sa taas na SATIRE eh...cnsagot ng writer yung nagpost ng d mganda about igorots...hahaha...minsan nakktwa ung mga taong bsta lang makapagcomment ng di iniintindi ang binabasa eh...tsk tskkk

Anonymous said...

Ammom Trish, ghawis nan matam ay sultopen ken nan sana utek mo mailaok sinan sana kepkepkepam ay kag kuan si nuwang, adi ka man men comments ken chakami tay nalalaing kami no nan kailiam ay maid ammo na, ay naawatam? gawis pay siguro nan pangar mo ay sana ay gab en si putan si pattong, umali kasna cordillera ta mailam no sino nan igolot

Anonymous said...

IM A PROUD IGOROT
whose blood is very ROYALTY
and also i am proud to be a NORTHER CENTRAL KING
long live fellow IGOROTS

Anonymous said...

Proud to be as one igorot... we loved our place and our culture,... inggit lng cla kc igorots are unique... we r blessed more than them...

Anonymous said...

I am not Igorot, but I have friends who are Igorots and magaganda ang ugali nila. I also see them as smart people and very down to earth. Sobrang matulungin and they know what respect means. Ateng Trish Asuncion, did you even contemplate on your status before posting them on social media??? And did you ever look at yourself in front of the mirror???? Konting isip madam. If you consider yourself "smart" you must know what you should or shouldn't post.

Jhugrae Mayos said...

oh im sorry miss trish... I'm an igorot (of course i'm literally from the mountains) i have to say though that i didn't understand a word u said but it seems that a lot of igorots are mad at you now.. so i guess its better if i don't understand...

Mathew P. Sapguian said...

MAN !!! YOUR THE bEST, Pinagtanggol mo taung mga IGOROT !!! !! IKAW nga talgah !! IDOL !! galing ng WRITING MO!! kaw na TALGAH !! PROUD To BE IGOROT!!!

Joy Ann Corton said...

Well said, my friend..keep it up..

Anonymous said...

May mga taong gustong manlaiit. Ang taong ito ay sya rin ang nanglaiit sa mga OFW, pero sa ibang pangalan pero parehong picture

Anonymous said...

ah.., gawis ay attire.. este, SATIRE gayam di hehe..!

Anonymous said...

explain ninyo kasi ng maigi...... ung writter ng satire ay kakampi din nating mga IGOROT..... ang kalaban ung nasa picture..... ay ta paynas u-ung-a ay!!....

Anonymous said...

han nah adi piman maawatan data.,kailangan na py nga usaren GOOGLE TRANSLATE on her own dialect tapnu maawatan nah.,tabbed data nga tao ehh!!!

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahhahhahaha addict ka lakas ng trip mo napatawa moko sa satire mo im hoping dika nakatsongke nung sinulat mo to good job ,

Anonymous said...

At first nkaka inis.. But if you read the writters comment. Ang tinde ng tama... Satire mode nga diba.. Proud igorot..... Dahil sa atin sumisikat ang trish asuncion na ites.... Well see kung gano kami ka bait.

Anonymous said...

MADAM ANG GALING M NAMAN,, KUNG MAKAPANGLAIT KA EH WAGAS TLGA,,,, PERO KMING MGA FULL BLOODED IGOROT HINDI KMI KATULD MO NA NAPA KA--- IDIOT KYA D KTA PAPATULAN,, SABI NGA NILA..."' never argue with an idiot bcoz they will drag u down to their level and bet you with their experience....kya hndi kmi papatol sa isang katulad mo,,

Anonymous said...

kasi daw para may maisalawalat tungkol sa mga taong bundok kaya gawagawa na lang itong mukhang patupat na T. A. na ito. kasi sa kanila ang balita ay maraming may aids, maraming batang inaagrabyado, maraming may kirida at kung ano ano pang nakakasukang balita. korek?

Anonymous said...

Magay utakna Sa tan Trush can od iman.ay panbasuraan.matagotago tako ay igorot.matagotago Amin d FBI

Anonymous said...

who the fucking shit you think you are?? Don't say a damn word again because your mouth is full of shit.. Fucking Nympho!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm proud to be TOROGI

Anonymous said...

SATIRE po

Anonymous said...

mas pangit nman si ate eh haha

Anonymous said...

Nice satire.ipahanap n yang bitch.can you post link to her facebook ng mapagsabihan deretso.ignorant bitch!bkit,nung namatay ba mga kamag anak ng so u said IGOROTS sa ibang lugar in an accident e did they blame the people in that place!no brain trish!or should we say TRASH!?

Anonymous said...

Bago magBASH, magBASHa nga ng maayos! SATIRE piman! SATIRE!

niesan said...
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Anonymous said...

stay cool mga igorots,may dinadamdam lang yan sa mga kailian nating igorot,pero she didn`t even think that maraming nasagasahan sa ginawa nya,,but kailian dont even dare her instead love her like loving your kailian so that she will think that igorots are human beings and knows how to love not to kill.

Anonymous said...

very nice .. I pity her .. she doesn't know how to appreciate nor respect others .. probably she thinks she's above them all .. I've got to know and befriended some Igorots when I was outside the country ... they are far more beautiful than her .. beauty and brains ... and they have such a good character far from what this girl has shown ... think it will be better for her to experience how to be surrounded by Igorots .. maybe she'll change her views ...

btw, I don't usually comment on posts like this .. but I really feel the need on this one .. she's way below the belt ...

Anonymous said...

kamag anak cguro nito ung kilala kung teacher na mapanglait at racist mapangkutsa sa kapwa lalo na sa mga igorots pero ang status niya ay THE OTHER WOMAN in short kabit SHAME ON THEM

Anonymous said...

This lady is dumb, ignorant, shameless, walang hiya, bubo, malang pakinabang sa buong mundo, pangit ang ugali etc. She need to learn a lesson. She damaged the reputation of all the igorot people arround the world for posting this kind of shameless thoughts. She violates the human rights and discreminate every single igorot people. She doesn't know that all Igorot are well educated and scattered all over the world. Igorots working internationally observe and respect the human rights international law. Hey where are the Layers of Cordilleras, stand up and defend for your people. Strong evidence of character assasination, libel, discrimination ect. Look out you lady, ensure to close your mouth you will be charge for human rights violation.

ben baltorogi said...

napansin ko lang jay profile pict ng hinayupak na trash asansan na yan...di ba pict jay taga singapore nga nanglait ti pinoy idi?..pwedi tong kasohan din...trouble madik kayat ti trobol but i want away away...

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