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Why Jessica Sanchez Lost
Jessica Sanchez lost. Believe it or believe it! The half-Filipina, half-Mexican finalist of American Idol lost to the full-blooded American Phillip Phillips. Asians who cannot accept this defeat are ranting online. They cannot take the results. ABS-CBN News even reported an American kid who was crying after hearing Ryan Seacrest declaring Phillip Phillips the winner of this season.

And why the heavens did Jessica lose the fight? 

1.    Jessica Sanchez is a perfect diva. The world does not like (but it needs) another Celine Dion, Lara Fabian or Barbra Streisand. The world is sick of those people can reach high notes and belt out very powerful performances. All we need today is a singer named "Britney Spears" and "Paris Hilton". The time of “real singers” is over. That is why Whitney Houston died.

2.    Jessica Sanchez is not American. She is Latina- Asian. Her father is an American soldier who is a native of Mexico. Her mother is Asian, a native of the Philippines (not China). The competition is held in the land of the Whites and only the Whites can vote. Jessica Sanchez was just born in California, nothing more nothing less.

3.    Jessica Sanchez has been predicted to win the competition so all supporters were lax she will bring home the bacon. This was first diagnosed when she about to go home due to low votes but was saved by the judges.  This was a curse to the American people for accepting Britney Spears as a singer. 

4.    Jessica Sanchez is just 16. She is a teenager and she is an innocent star. She does not need to win this time. What she needs today is an assurance that the piano is there for her in the future. If she is fifty, then she could have won the contest and  got a name "Susan Boyle II". 

5.    Jessica Sanchez has no drama in life, except that her father was deployed to Singapore. Poor child who will not see her father in the coming weeks! On the other hand, Phillip Phillips postponed his kidney operation just for the finale. What a drama! Jessica has less impact.

6.    Jessica Sanchez lost because she does not know how to play the guitar,or never performed with a guitar. She was not informed that the guitar is American Idol's lucky charm. She was not informed that David Cook and Kris Allen won because of the instrument. FYI: Curly hair and a verbal support from Philippine President PAbNoyt Aquino are bad omens. 

7.    Jessica Sanchez lost of because of Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. Gloria was a corrupt president and was a force of evil so Jessica lost the fight. This is because of Gloria. So, Gloria resign! Gloria resign! Gloria resign! Gloria resign! Gloria resign! Outdated? Non-sense? Exactly! 

8.    Jessica Sanchez lost because Phillip Phillips is cute, has perfect wavy hair and has an amazing pair of green eyes. Jessica has no bangs at all (Sharon Cuneta should have given you an advice about this). And most importantly, I sent PhillipPhillips a message before performing at the American Idol stage. I wrote“adim liplipatan nan balato ah”.  I also sent Jessica a message via Skype. I said “saa kitdi tay nalabi ta umey men ugas is palato”.

PS: Phillip Phillips' face is a combined Mark Zuckerberg and Filipino movie actor Phillip Salvador! Delikado kay Kris Aquino yan!

Christian is a Marketing Communications practitioner in Quezon City. He is an Igorot from Sagada, Mountain Province. To get in touch with him, please shoot an email to christianaligonow@gmail.com.


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