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Manny Pacquiao Losing To Marquez: Knock Out Mysteries

The sight of Filipino boxer Manny Pacquiao lying down on the mat unresponsive was shocking to people who consider Pacquiao as the greatest boxer of all time. However, it was fun for Justin Bieber.

Juan Manuel Marquez was victorious and never spent a second of his time to check on his rival. In aninterview, Pacquiao admitted he was confident to beat the Mexican boxer. Unfortunately, the unexpected happened (with the underdog winning the throne).

So what are the mysterious that we need to answer?

How many Congressmen went to Las Vegas to watch the fight live, while poor Filipinos are doing their best to survive the tragic disasters brought by Typhoon Pablo?

Almost 30 congressmen went to the US for the fight. One of them is Tongressman Lolong, the biggest crocodile in the world. 

How much did Juan Manuel Marquez get for knocking out Manny Pacquaio?

According to reports, Marquez brought home $25M. But promoter Bob Arum got more! 

Who was the star politician during the Pacquaio-Marquez fight?

It was Mitt Romney who shook hands with Manny before the fight started. And Romney’s introduction was “Hello Manny. I ran for President. I lost.” Is Manny a Republican?

What lesson should Manny’s wife Jinkee learn from the devastating fight?

Jinkee should consider removing her baby bangs. Baby bangs are no fortune-bringer to the boxing ring.

How many times did Mommy Dionisia Pacquaio pray the rosary before her son climbed up the ring?

No one knows. Only her amigas know it. Let's try asking anti-Reproductive Health Bill people if their God whispered them the answer to this mysterious mystery.

What lesson should Manny learn from the fight?

People are saying that he should pick only one career to advance: boxing, preaching, or  politicking. What do you think should he choose? Some are even saying that Manny should retire now from the violent sport.

Christian is a Marketing Communications practitioner in Quezon City. He is an Igorot from Sagada, Mountain Province. To get in touch with him, please shoot an email to christianaligonow@gmail.com.


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