10 Things Not to Do On May 13
On May 13, 2013, the Filipino people will elect their
own public officials. They will determine who among the epals and non-epals on
the list will manage public funds properly, falsify documents, and implement ghost
projects.
These are the following things that should never be done
on the day of the election. Since these are “banned” or “ipinagbabawal”, let’s
do them (Filipino Thinking 101).
1. Campaigning:
no advocate or advertisement should be endorsing a politician on day of the
election. This provision is for sure just a joke to some politicians.
2. Taking
intoxicating liquor: no person should vote or work under the influence of liquor.
Drinking of chocolate milk is allowed!
3. Free
transportation: no candidate should be sponsoring the transportation of voters
to the polling area. Instead, offer them paid transpo service going to the
polling area!
4. Free
food and drinks: no candidate should offer free food and drinks to any voter
during the Election Day. For sure some politicians will not just give food and
water to voters; they also give free movie passes!
5. Voter
substitution: Maria cannot vote on behalf of Pedro (vice versa), even if the
two are married and have been living together for 250 years.
6. Voting
twice: Voters should not vote more than once. And they are allowed not to vote
as long as they wish to.
7. Holding
business within a radius of 30 meters from the polling place: no sari-sari
stores should be found near the polling area.
8. Cockfights
and boxing: The favorite sports of Manny Pacquaio should not be the forms of
entertainment during the Election Day. People are advised to just stay at home
and watch news.
9. Propaganda:
Whether black or pink, no propagandas are allowed within a radius of 30 meters
from the polling place. So all chismisan centers should be located more than 30
meters away from the sacred area.
10. Voting
of epals. Voting of epals and moronic politicians should be totally banned on
May 13. Voting of politicians who take public service as a family business is
also strictly prohibited.
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