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HorrorScope: The Buzz, The Voice, Edward Snowden, Etc

Aries (March 21-April 19)
If ever you need something, there is the Women’s Desk waiting for you at the Philippine National Police. The Buzz should not be the first option.

Taurus (Aril 20-May 20)
After revealing a very important aspect of your life, people will start getting confused. Are you Daniel Padilla or Charice?

Gemini (May 21-June 21)
If you are a single dad, this week is for you. You will get promoted for doing a great job. But if you are a single mom, you have no HorrorScope for this week. Sorry your horrorscope cannot be reached!

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Never ever lose hope if you have a relative who has been missing for days. God is always good. Only Gloria is bad. But someone who loves saying that is worse.

Leo (July 23-August 22)
Are you planning to join The Voice of the Philippines? Make sure that you have a dramatic story to tell the judges. Your story might land an episode on Maalaala Mo Kaya!

Virgo (August 23-September 22)
If your name is Richard, you should never ever mention the name Hayden. You know what is written in history books, don’t you?

Libra (September 23-October 23)
Be as brave as Edward Snowden. Leak something to the paparazzi and go to Hong Kong hoping to be extradited to Iceland. Wish again!

Scorpio (October 24-November 21)
You may have a strict mother but everything is about your choice. Date someone of your choice and be happy with your life.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
One of the most beautiful faces in the world will get married on December 29th. Clue? Her name is Shamcey Supsup. Not Christian Lizardo Aligo.

Capricorn (December 22-January 10)
Acknowledging the issue about your sexuality is a great act. Come on, many gay men are waiting for your confirmation!

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
You will meet someone at the airport today. Be careful, he might be a pickpocket!

Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Because of flooding, you might be facing problems in your life. No matter what happens, always remember that Globe Telecom services suck nowadays.

Christian is a Marketing Communications practitioner in Quezon City. He is an Igorot from Sagada, Mountain Province. To get in touch with him, please shoot an email to christianaligonow@gmail.com.


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